Heartbitten

Break-Up Greeting Cards...available on ETSY!

Bad relationships...who HASN'T had one? Do you have a cheating, lying, generally-all-around-douchey boyfriend, girlfriend, or ex you just can't seem to get out of the picture? Have you had enough of their constant BS and need to rub it in their face that you've moved on (even if you really haven't)? Then, my jilted comrades, Twelfthgecko Press has the solution for you! Whether you're planning to dump that crazy cheating b!tch or looking to get even with that a$$hole who didn't deserve you in the first place, Twelfthgecko's Break-Up Greeting-Cards are the perfect way to get the message to your loser ex (or future ex)! All you have to do is sign it and drop it in the mail. (Or better yet, stick it under the windshield wiper after you key their car.....you didn't get that idea from us, though. ;D )

Our deliciously wicked 5"x7" break-up cards feature an illustration of wicked, heart-eating Cupid, are printed on sturdy, glossy cardstock, and come with a white envelope.

Inside message:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Revenge is sweet,
I'm over you."


(For added insult, include a picture of you making out with your new significant other before mailing.)

Revenge has never been so sweet. </3