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Break-Up Greeting Cards...available on ETSY! :D

Bad relationships...who HASN'T had one? Do you have a cheating, lying, generally-all-around-douchey boyfriend, girlfriend, or ex you just can't seem to get out of the picture? Have you had enough of their constant BS and need to rub it in their face that you've moved on (even if you really haven't)? Then, my jilted comrades, Twelfthgecko Press has the solution for you! Whether you're planning to dump that crazy cheating b!tch or looking to get even with that a$$hole who didn't deserve you in the first place, Twelfthgecko's Break-Up Greeting-Cards are the perfect way to get the message to your loser ex (or future ex)! All you have to do is sign it and drop it in the mail. (Or better yet, stick it under the windshield wiper after you key their car.....you didn't get that idea from us, though. ;D )

Our deliciously wicked 5"x7" break-up cards feature an illustration of wicked, heart-eating Cupid, are printed on sturdy, glossy cardstock, and come with a white envelope.

Inside message:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Revenge is sweet,
I'm over you."


(For added insult, include a picture of you making out with your new significant other before mailing.)

Revenge has never been so sweet. </3
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Given 2009-05-08
Heartbitten: "It always amazed me just how perfect *Twelfthgecko's drawings looked... her style is amazing. The bright colours she used, the scene, cute, and at the same time gorey boy gives a whole new meaning to the cupid symbol. The drawing is eye-catching and it's not the only one, her entire gallery is super intresting." I agree, go check out her comic pages, really attractive black and white with an attitude! ( Suggested by heavenhelen13 and Featured by Majnouna )
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RavenClawed Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009
XD aww this is cute and amazing :D
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Twelfthgecko Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2009
Thank you! :D
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MacabruCriatura Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2009  Student General Artist
I've always loved this one. And instead of just staring at it from time to time, I'm just gonna add the damn thing ><

Hee makes me want to do my own little mythology translations<3 Greek mythology makes me SO HAPPY
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Twelfthgecko Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2009
Ha ha ha, thank you! XD My school project this year is to modernize a Greek myth...kind of weird but kind of cool D:
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PacificToast Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Lovelovelovelove. I can see it now at Hallmark: all those cute teddy bears gone cannibalistic.
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Twelfthgecko Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009
XDDD
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PacificToast Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
That would be a really cool Halloween costume.
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:icontwelfthgecko:
Twelfthgecko Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009
Pretty easy to make, too, all you need is a pink sheet and some leaves...lolololol
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glynnisgallion Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
LOL, that's just... disturbing... :)
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bakubreath Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
Just so awesome... :heart:
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:iconwstv-news-23:
Wstv-News-23 Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG! IT LOOKS LIKE NINTENDO'S PIT IN PINK!
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Wstv-News-23 Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
very awesome!
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Ed-Autumn Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
heck.yes.
:D
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ainekatt Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
I love this. Especially the poem. xD
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Plaguemotes Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
I love the facial expression and EVERYTHING! This is EXACTLY my style!
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lilinaofostiaplz Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
I was thinking of Kid Icarus and how his currency is in hearts. .__.
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AnimeElf7 Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I absolutely love it. It totally deserves it's DD :thumbsup:
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kindfullove12 Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Student General Artist
LOL I love the poem in the description xD
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Rape-Of-Virtue Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
Heehee~ This would be great for a "thinking of you" card C8
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Inukage-Okami Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Does it taste good, Mr. Cupid?

Lol, I freaking love the poem! XD

If these ever make it to Hallmark, I'm buying a whole bunch of then and then send them to completely random addresses~
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RaquelSumeragi Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Professional General Artist
Great job!
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a-blackbird Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
Very cute in a sick sort of way :) LOVE IT!
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Cometa-Guavaberry Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Professional General Artist
Haa the face is amazing !
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Scrawl-Prince Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
Kwaa~
This is enjoyable, for lack of better use of words.
I enjoy this in extreme extents.
And it shall be favorited by I.
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blue-chillout Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
Lmao :]
Just as I was thinking of my ex. =D
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DraculaAzuri Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Student General Artist
that little poem made me, lol
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heavenhelen13 Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
oh my god!!!!
:omg :omg: :omg:
i knew it!!!
you got a DD

weeee
you got a DD :love:
:iconjoyplz:
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Twelfthgecko Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
LOL I KNOW THANK YOU <333

Ha ha ha I totally did not believe it would get chosen. And then I logged in and had like 280 messages and I was like, "...ha ha NO WAY RLY???" XDDD
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heavenhelen13 Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
weeee

congrats :hug:
you totally deserve it!!
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Yokko Featured By Owner May 8, 2009   General Artist
I should send one of these XD
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Thebestislili Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
I <3 ^^
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AlaisL Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
HO PURE GENIUS ^W^
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MizuTorrent Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
That's like, seriously awesome.

I lol'd. The comment that goes with it is really intense too.
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Male-Gardevoir Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*evil laughter*
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ScorpionLover Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
lol Congrats :D
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Kamonegi Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
Hahahaa, awesomeeeee. <333!!
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NaughtyOttsela Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
Oh what a wonderful and not at all horrifying site to see :) I LOVE THIS
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Staraya Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Is it wrong that I find this hilarious? :D
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Silvarith Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
lol@comment!..brilliant :P
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00alisa00 Featured By Owner May 8, 2009   Digital Artist
Congrats!
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Zerj19 Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
why dd?
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OlgaDrebas Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
I can't guess that either.
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henry-james Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
Yeah, it's really good, but I was wondering that too when I saw all the other cool stuff that was posted today. :?
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MythArcana Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
LOL! Ok, now you come up with this! I could have used this many years ago! Great design and some clean line art! Excellent work and congratulations on the DD!
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heavenhelen13 Featured By Owner May 7, 2009
heeeey

i suggested it for a DD

:D :D
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Twelfthgecko Featured By Owner May 7, 2009
Omg, wow, thank you. 8D I doubt it will be chosen, but that would be cool!
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Anonymous543 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
xD So awesome.
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ishmeep Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2007
Ouch! Sweet rhyme, sweeter picture. <3 Can't wait for the breakup... nahahahah....
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marcysia-screamo Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2007   Traditional Artist
*____* arrr...
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plastic-woogle Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2007
That is such a great expression. I love his cocked little head and pink curls.

This is very delightful.
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